The most boring story ever

Now with less entertainment!

Help let me out
Welcome to my story. This story is a story that stores things, or at least I think that's why stories are called stories. I'm not sure. Ask Gertie, she knows.

Anyway, yeah. Just look down there.

Woah! Pause.

You know, tomorrow I woke up and I'll thought, "Stories are dumb. Let's write one."

So then I can.

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